straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
Every single day when I wake up I’m happy and cool with everything and ready to have a good day. But by the end of every day, all I want is it to finally be time for me to not be here anymore.