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Apr 23, 2014 / 2,666 notes

guy:

letmeloveularry:

guy:

what does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

DON’T

he wipes his ass

(via rhimjob)

So Brandon and I have matching nudes.
Apr 23, 2014

So Brandon and I have matching nudes.

Apr 22, 2014 / 73,909 notes
'Get off my mind, give back my heart and get the fuck away from me.'
Front Porch Step (via butthatsnotwhatshipsarefor)

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Apr 22, 2014 / 18,384 notes
Perhaps the fact
that I chased a boy
who ripped me to shreds
says a lot more
about me
than it did about him.
Michelle K., Lessons Learned  (via fuckinq)

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Apr 22, 2014 / 256,860 notes
Apr 22, 2014

"I ran out of lube, can I have back the one I gave you??"
-An actual thing someone just said to me

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life
Apr 22, 2014 / 121,208 notes

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

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Apr 22, 2014 / 126,200 notes

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

image

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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Apr 22, 2014 / 176,073 notes
Apr 22, 2014 / 23,088 notes

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